ME, HOLLY WOOD
this is my name, all right?!, swear to God, who is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, whole Trinity
I can count to three, OK?, one eternal God, that I love Ted E. Baer
hmm, would it be Mrs Holly E. Baer or Mrs Holly Baer-Wood, or just simply Mrs E. Baer??, whose hand
in the presence of God I am holding
wow! strong guy, isn't he?, I caught him for myself. My precious, He is mine, only mine. I am going to marry him because of love, under the law of God
Yes, finished!. I gonna be faithful to him
If no one else wants me, and on holidays as well, I gonna be satisfied with him
If he gonna have a great salary, I gonna tolerate him
If it deserves my toleration, I gonna suffer with him
always, except during the work shifts and on holidays, and I won't leave him neither in health, nor in sickness
except the case of impotence, neither in happiness nor in sadness
oh my naive Teddy, until my or his dying day
If you gonna cheat on me, I gonna kill you, I will not let him in disbelief
definitely not in disbelief, but in all my life I will be his faithful helper
just let us write that wealth contract asap, let God help me through
I thoroughly suggest Him to do it so!
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